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23 November 2012 @ 02:47 am
@_keyteuk @risingyun @slutjae part 1/2  


HAPPY THANKSGIVING GUYS LMAO


“Happy Thanksgiving,” Jaejoong said, shoving a turkey leg into Yunho’s ass.  “Tell me, what are you thankful for this year?”

Yunho squealed. “I’m thankful that this turkey leg isn’t the size of a pumpkin.”

“Wrong answer.” Jaejoong replied, twisting the turkey leg, causing a stream of tears to slide down Yunho’s cheeks.  Jae pulled the leg out and carefully examined it.  He set it on a plate, and picked up a bowl of mashed potatoes.  No food would go to waste in his house.  “Now for real,” Jaejoong said, spooning mashed potatoes into Yunho’s ass, “what are you really thankful for?” 

Yunho was thankful that the potatoes were soft and creamy, unlike the oversized turkey leg that was ripped off a 25lb bird.

“I’m thankful…. for our fans?”

"Don't make me shove this spoon in further, Yunho."

Yunho gulped in fear. Getting Thanksgiving dinner spooned into his ass wasn't as bad as the jack-o-lantern and assorted candies that Jaejoong had last month, but it still was not pleasant. 

“I’ll give you one more chance.  What are you thankful for?”  Jaejoong had moved away from the potatoes and was now pushing stuffing in.

“I’m thankful that I can shit all this food out and go to a hospital because I think my rectum has been cut open and now I am going to get an infection.  I am thankful for antibiotics and nurses and surgeons that can remove candy bars and spoons from my ass.  And most of all, I am thankful that you are the only one who likes to shove things up my ass every holiday.”

“Well, you’re letting me do this.” Jaejoong replied, picking up the turkey leg.

Yunho stared Jae down as Jae took a bite of the leg.

“Oh,” he said, in between bites, “You are no fun.  Just wait until Christmas Yunho, that will be fun.”


 
 
 
Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy's Fatherego_magnificent on November 23rd, 2012 07:55 am (UTC)
christmas means... TREE!!!!